gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009

Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 11, 2009

Gerber

(adj.) a word used to describe someone who looks or acts like a baby, or is just completely retarded

Shawn C is looking pretty gerber today.

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

germel

a big daddy,dat needs to shave his face,but no wait he cnt,coz den hed look worse den he dus now.

person 1-wow hes short
person 2-not as short as germel
both - dats so tru

by hahahahaha August 2, 2003

Gerner

a Danish middle name, usually used for people with no football skills at all. In danish these are called "Bold Mongoler" or "Ball Morons" they tend to forget the complete lack of skill the posses and therefor feel the need to push people to get the ball...

These people get their names by their parents who, when the child reach the age of 4, starts to notice the kids total fumbling when a ball is involved

OH MY GOD! Did you see how he tripped on the ball and burned the house down with his complete lack of skill? Silly boy.. lets give him the Gerner midle name

by Jens Rasmussen April 20, 2004

Gerber

Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.

the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face

hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.

by Roosta47 March 3, 2011