Gash Browns

When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.

Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously

by Merkin Boy June 12, 2007

gash leak

The act of releasing urine from a female's genitals.

'I'm just nipping off for a gash leak'.

by Davey C February 28, 2007

gash flu

The tacky discharge found in the gusset and on rancid, infected lips. Can be the result of a queef. Not to be confused with whistling gorilla dribble. That's a whole other orifice.

She had gash flu dribbling down her leg and it stained my chinos......

by SteveJT February 4, 2008

gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

by balls104 May 7, 2008

Garthru

A ghetto male that poses as a gangster and frequently beats up random people for no apparent reason.

while i was walking to your house, i got attacked by a garthru.

by cole brouneliss March 2, 2009

Garth Dance

^^FOXEH^^
The Garth dance is a ritual of seduction that is performed to "foxy Lady" and involves much pelvic thrusting.

"SHWING!"
The Garth dance will make anyone SHWING.

by Foxeh. January 4, 2009