Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
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Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
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by Ack Londo May 13, 2005
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"My God! Every time it come to overtime she becomes such a gargler!"
John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.
Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.
An extreme case of arse kissing.
John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.
Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.
An extreme case of arse kissing.
by Aidan & Sylvia May 16, 2006
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"whos lady gaga???"
"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"
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