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Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.
by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017
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Green Gables Elementary

An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.
wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.

Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
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GargleFunk

Something that you might hear a stoner say.
"Hey tye, whats shakin'?"

"GargleFunk, bitch!"
by Ack Londo May 13, 2005
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gargler

An employee that takes arse kissing the boss to the next level. It involves the Manager squatting over the mouth of an employee and the employee gargling the superiors’ haemorrhoids. This is done within a workplace setting to create favour with the person in charge.
"My God! Every time it come to overtime she becomes such a gargler!"

John used to be an arse kisser, but since the promotion was announced he is a gargler.

Jill never stands up for her own beliefs at work; she is a gargler and does whatever she is told.

An extreme case of arse kissing.
by Aidan & Sylvia May 16, 2006
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Gabble

When someone is going on about a load of rubbish, and aren't fully making any sense, they are in turn speaking a load of "gabble".
You're going on about a load of gabble boy!
by B-X January 15, 2009
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Lady Gargles

terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)

No fashion sense
Freak

No one likes her
"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"

"whos lady gaga???"

"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"
by kookles macphee August 1, 2009
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gargleschmuck

The act of having a full wheel of guda chesse shoved into your anus then recieving anal penetration from a black man after the cheese melts. This results in a mixture of blood, guda cheese, and semen.
Icepick gargleschmucked my ass last night.
by Fabian Trondel January 8, 2008
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