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my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.
Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.
by Ozone April 21, 2006
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Stay At Home Girlfriend

A long term girlfriend who stays at your home. Similar to a stay at home mom or a housewife, with the exception that your not married & have no children. She cooks, cleans, plays with the dog, watches TV & fucks the shit out of ya when you come home. Typicly has the occasional part-time job, just to break up the boredom.

This does not mean some Gold digger or Skank who shacks up with you for a month or two, always bouncing from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap Ham Radio.

The Stay At Home Girlfriend arrangement works as such: You pay all the bills & give her shoping money. She maintains your household & provides sexual favors. Works quite well really.
by Socata January 2, 2009
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crazy ex girlfriend

Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.

Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Damn, that Beccey is one crazy ex girlfriend. Had to move away from New Zealand to start a new life.
by Wow much crazy November 5, 2013
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Girlfriend Stealer

1. someone who makes an attept at a sexual interraction to your girlfriend
2. someone who puts a girlfriend in a bag and runs off with her
"Bill you just kissed my girlfriend. you girlfriend stealer."
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"hey come back here you girlfriend stealer"
by Daniel K May 2, 2006
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Placeholder girlfriend

A girfriend (or boyfriend) that you date with the plan to ditch them as soon as something better comes along.
"Yeah, Amanda's not great but she's just my placeholder girlfriend."
by writeon January 13, 2012
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potential girlfriend

A girl that might be close to being a girlfriend
e.g.... Jones said jummy was not a friend but a potential girlfriend
by jumietohposh July 25, 2017
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Redshirt Girlfriend

1. A girl aspiring to become your girlfriend.

2. The Girl that a guy keeps around in waiting as a back-up to his current girlfriend. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman, however calling a girl a redshirt girlfriend does not neccessarily imply that she has had relations with the guy while he was with the previous girlfriend.

etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
Definition 1- Man, that girl Kelly is all over you dude. I think she is your Redshirt girlfriend.

No one knew why Billy dropped his girlfriend Sally until everyone found out about his Redshirt Girlfriend, Gloria.
by The Mahatma December 26, 2008
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