Wadjela Grub

A rotund, soft, white, defenseless Australian who sides with any non-white side of an issue by default on social media but has nothing to do with non-white communities beyond putting 'stolen Noongar land' as their Twitter location. They are bloated, pompous, ignorant, and like the grubs they're named after, likely to end up on the menu in mainland China.

A portmanteau of the Noongar aboriginal word for white person 'Wadjela' and bush food staple the 'witchetty grub', which is a large, fatty, white moth larvae, high in protein.

"ABC's 'the Drum' perfectly highlights the racism aboriginal youth face on a day-to-day basis by this conservative government. I am ashamed."
"Oh look, I dug up a Wadjela grub!"

by Winnie the Xit hole April 28, 2021

put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

by Devrux May 29, 2018

shrub grub

a penis that doesn't stick out as far as the bush.

When Rob pulled down his pants I was mortified to find a shrub grub.

by shana a February 19, 2009

dirty grub

While having hate anal sex with our partner, take your tongue and gather the little shit crumbs from his/hers ass, and feed it to him/her by french kissing them.

The dirty grub that I feed Rachael was delicious last night

by in wut fuk January 14, 2018

tackle-grub

The friend who has NO Fishing tackle of his own or too cheap to pitch in, yet digs in everyone's gear/lures/bait...then loses it.

The tackle-grub just lost the 20 dollar lure my kid gave me before he died!

by Striper-King June 11, 2014

beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017