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Graham Cracker

Hey Christian, you're a fucking graham cracker
by Jamal Franks April 26, 2022
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Graham Slam

When the bases are loaded and a hitter comes up to bat, hits the ball really far but stops at third base.
-Dude, he got a Graham Slam!

-Ya, it was almost a home run.
by swazzerballa March 7, 2010
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Dirty Graham

Licking a guys gooch whilst sniffing their anus when they have bad diarrhoea.
"Dude you are covered in shit!"
"Yeah I was just giving Pat a Dirty Graham"
by Dirty Mutton May 28, 2022
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Dr Graham

A self taught medical genius who has the answer to all of your problems.
Joe-"I think I have caught congenital heart disease, how can I find out if this is true"
Mama- "Check with Dr Graham, I'm sure he'll have the answer"
by Joepenis August 25, 2021
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The Graham Bell

A modification of The Houdini; a guy has sex with a girl doggy style, and then half way through, stops and says he needs to use the bathroom or begins to finger her. A friend then sneaks in to switch places with the original guy. After a few minutes of this, the original guy then calls the girl and gets her to pick up while his friend is banging her, and talks to her. On the phone. Hence--- The Graham Bell, as in Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone.
Joe: Did you here what Steve did to Lisa last night?
Matt: No. What'd he do?
Joe: Oh it was awesome, he totally gave her The Graham Bell with Kyle.
Matt: Whoa! No way!
Joe: Yeah he talked to the bitch for 2 minutes before she realized she'd ben 'Graham'ed.
Matt: Lol Slutz
by Roger Sterling September 9, 2009
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Graham Oakley

Graham Oakley is a smart handsome and courageous who will not back down to anything or any one. He can overcome any obstacle and obtain and girl he so desires. His good looks and charms are all he needs when talking to ladies.
Graham Oakley says: "hey babe wanna fuck?"

"urmmm"

*BOOM* shes fucked
by theallfkinmighty December 13, 2012
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brad graham

Brad graham is a dope ass muthafucka who bleaches his teeth so white it acts as a lazer beam for the ladies so they dont get lost in the dark when between the sheets.

Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.

Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.

Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.

Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Whats that brad Graham?

"Schmeeechmeeeschmeee"
by fascist lemonde December 9, 2013
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