Garland, Texas

A suburb of Dallas, Texas, USA. The population is around sixty-five thousand as of December 2009. Its school district is one of the few in the country that still allows you to choose which school you wish to go to.
This city was inspiration for the show 'King of the Hill', which is set in 'Arland, Texas.'
Garland was also the location of the beginning of the 2009 movie 'Zombieland.'
Sometimes referred to as G-Town, though that can also refer to Garland High School.
No one rides horses, and the majority of the population does not have a heavy southern drawl.

Have you ever been to Garland, Texas? That place is fucking awesome!

by The Color Fiend December 30, 2009

grand theft auto san andreas

going to be the best game ever when it comes out.

Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."

by gangster bling bling June 29, 2004

Grand Blanc

A classy suburb of Flint (NOT Detroit). Shockingly nice area and generally safe considering it borders one of the most dangerous cities in the nation. Characterized by being one of the few nice areas to live in in Genesee County, even more known for having one of the best school systems in the state (top 5%) -- the reason why its school is huge and WAY overpopulated. If you miss class, just ask one of your 40+ well-dressed, drama-loving classmates for the notes. Also characterized by its rich, snobby citizens. Everyone is pretty, but usually not nice - and incredibly spoiled.

Guy 1: "Damn that girls hott, bro"
Guy 2: "Dude. She's from Grand Blanc...everyone knows they're only pretty on the outside"

by abc123375 January 23, 2011

grand theft autumn

The title of a Fall Out Boy song from the CD, Take This To Your Grave.

Grand Theft Autumn/Where is Your Boy? is track number 3 on Take This To Your Grave, a Fall Out Boy CD.

by xHangelx June 11, 2006

grand canal

A female's reproductive organ.

See: Vagina

I drove the sub up the grand canal last night.

by aggieman May 19, 2006

Grand Duchy

A Grand Duchy is a state, run by a Grand Duke, or a Grand duchess.

The only Grand Duchy that still exists, is Luxembourg.

by Ólavur November 5, 2008

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST February 20, 2011