Monotheistic gain

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better

The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists

by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Gain More Insight

Gain More Insight

Gain More Insight

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Gains

A progress in gaining muscle or weight at the gym. Lifting heavy weight, and eating the right meals after working out causing you to get gains

"My gym bro has been getting gains at the gym recently"

by beatmeateater124 June 7, 2024

Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Gains

Someone that gained a large amount of mass

Man 1: “Gavin used to be really skinny but he’s gotten really big since the last time I saw him”
Man2: “I know right he’s like the definition of gains”

by Zombvbi April 10, 2021

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024