GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

Bezzin gaff

The act of “bezzin the gaff”

Mike-Yoooo Wys

Man- Bezzin gaff an that

by Pimpnailslol February 3, 2022

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff

Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff

Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted

by Gyro man June 17, 2022

Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

Pigeon Your Gaff

To throw pigeons at ones Gaff (house)

I'm going to pigeon your Gaff!!!

by Memez420710 May 2, 2019

Up The Gaff

When a girl is on her period

Did you hear about Abi, she’s Up The Gaff

by Donald_Duk April 12, 2020