Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

Guilt-Free Three

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.

Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.

by Lard Boy August 5, 2007

The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show

A hillarious radio show that broadcasts out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is hosted by Gregg "Free Beer" Daniels, Chris "Hot Wings" Michels, Eric (Zeitunian) Zane, and Joe "Producer Joe" Gassmann, Jr. It's the BEST radio show ever and WAY better than those Bob and Tom idiots. www.freebeerandhotwings.com Please Listen!!!

I was listening to The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show this morning and laughed so hard I burst a kidney.

by The Alex Basso March 19, 2008

free burden

goin' braless!

for a female to not wear a bra (see free boobin' )

Brooke: Megan, are your wearing a bra?

Megan: naww. I'm going free burden. It makes me feel more wild and natural. Plus, the breeze over my tits is great.

Brooke: Why did I even ask?

by pickywick21 January 6, 2012

Free Meal

A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.

When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.

by premium-succ August 1, 2017

Freebatch

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.

P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"

by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018

free oo

A trend were you play a song called oppy friends, and then you try to jump oversomebody

i caught her lackin and did the free oo

by melonmuncherchickenbonesucker May 24, 2022