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Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!
Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
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Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
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On my foreskin

Used to imply that one would risk their foreskin for something.
Can be used instead of on jah or on god.
Bruh, that niggas cock is so big he can use it as a helicopter.
No way bruh, on my foreskin.
by tominator007 April 16, 2019
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Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.
I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
by Nigga Central October 4, 2023
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Foreskin sex

When a male used his foreskin as a cup for his partner to drink from
Hey Stacy I wanna try something new
Stacy: what would that be

Me: Foreskin sex
Stacy: I’ve always been interested!
by ThatRealOneGuy October 17, 2019
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Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.
That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!
by Gen Z God April 29, 2022
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