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Flogstomple 

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.
"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"
Flogstomple by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014

Flogging Tonsils 

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.
I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.
Flogging Tonsils by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger 

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

flogging 

Mainly S&M terminology, flogging is to use a whip for sexual enjoyment.

A 'flogger' shall remain for the moment 'any flexible many-tailed striking tool where the tails are simple strips of leather or similar substances, designed for use on the human body'.
He stood spread eagle against the wall, waiting with anticipation as the Dominatrix held her whip ready for flogging.
flogging by pinklejupes April 13, 2004
A borough of Uppsala in Sweden and home to mostly students.Known for high rents,wild corridor parties and the infamous flogstascream,which according to rumour has been going on since the buildings were new in the early 1970's.Some students like the Flogsta atmosphere whereas others want to move from there as quickly as possible.A lot of exchange students usually end up in Flogsta so there is exchange between cultures.
"I like Flogsta because I can scream as much as I want from the balconies or my window every single night at 10pm".
flogsta by DevoSpudboy April 3, 2007

Soggy Floggins 

When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.
Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.

Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.
Soggy Floggins by Harry Sugma March 13, 2019