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Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
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Hamilton high five

You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five over the weekend
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
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Hamilton high five

You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked in the front then the two of you high five.
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five over the weekend
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
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Sympathy High Five

The act of giving a high five to someone who has failed, but deserves respect for the act
Guy: I just tried to repel into this drunk girl's window to give her her underwear back, but her husband shot me and i just got out of jail after 6 years; you didnt even visit me!

Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.
by JustAnotherRappelingBro November 28, 2012
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bus high five

When two buses drive at each other with their stop signs out
by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017
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diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand
Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
by buffbutler October 3, 2010
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Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.
The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
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