Ferresmash

Ferresmash can smash his pingpongballs as hard as he smashes his girls. No girl can stand after a night with the Ferresmash, He only appears when you blow in a horn. And definitely his horn! (- ;

Girl1: Why do my butt/legs hurt?
Girl2: have you been with Ferresmash?
Girl1: I dont remember...

by Dr switzerland March 30, 2020

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Feras syndrome

Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.

Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.

Mom: What is that supposed to mean?

Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.

Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.

Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.

Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.

Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*

Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.

Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*

Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.

by LingLing Wan July 1, 2020

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Ferralyn

If u ever met Ferralyn she is the best person in the world u can find.She is always the person u can count on and trust.Ferralyn is a true friend and she will never let u have a full and miserable day.So if u ever meet a Ferralyn,appreciate this girl.

Clara:She is such a Ferralyn!

by Jafe. March 10, 2021

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Ferrsista

A man all ladies want. One man everyone wants to have as their husband. Drugs are a part of a man's life and hoes. sex is everything

Ferrsista is the Alfa of the gang.

by hdgffdjnfgkbkf5678 August 17, 2021

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Ferris State University

Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.

Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!

by HouCou2003 October 31, 2022

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