avon old farms

all boys prep school made up of hockey players and other athletes. sports come first and academics come in somewhere else much farther down the line, allowing for many of the boys to have quite possibly a negative IQ. All will die of mouth cancer from dipping too much or go to jail for murdering someone after taking too many steroids. usually completely belligerent on the weekends and it takes a kid throwing up on the dean's desk to even get suspended. spend most of their free time either stalking girls on facebook or screwing quad rats and other such skanks from miss porters, ethel walkers, miss halls, westover, etc. students suffer from an affliction known as avon goggles, caused by the overall desperation to see girls. refer to girls as bitties. students usually only go on to good schools because they play mass amounts of sports, but there is the occasional nerd who is actually intelligent and does work.

"i play varsity hockey at avon old farms." -typical aof pickup line.

by i hate having a pseudonym June 30, 2008

fake phat farms

A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them

GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.

by Enrique September 29, 2004

Avon Old Farms

All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".

Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...

by asperando et perseverando April 13, 2005

farmshow milkshake

When a girl guzzles down a healthy amount of horse semen in front of group of paying costumers usually at a farm or stable.

The spectators watched as the girl took the full shaft of the horse's penis into her throat. One even said, "This is going to be the best farmshow milkshake I've ever seen!"

by Maru413 January 12, 2011

Sankow Farms

Hill-Billy farm with a whole lotta cows. Red-necks and weirdos.

Wow, that is a Sankow Farms.

by HOTCORN November 17, 2011

Combat Farms

Any FPS multiplayer game where multiple people play in a locked room for the sole purpose of gaining exp and top rank in the weekly rankings.

I wanted to gain exp so I did a combat farms on Short Fuse search and destroywith !Kiwano, ToS-Momme, Acylic, Babiest, Astrel, and !Dhami

by JaidenIsHIVNegative May 17, 2017

Port Farms

Come on down to Port Farms. We got all your farming needs. We got corn, camels, FUPAs, prostitutes, prostitots, prostisluts, prostiskanks, prostifags, and much much more.

We are going down to Port Farms to pick up the finest Erie hookers.

by FUPA_slayer_69 February 6, 2020