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Captain Falcon

Guy who, when he kicks people hard enough, it sure as hell sounds like he's swearing!
Captain Falcon: "F***in' KICK!"
Mario: Wahahahahaha!!!!! (ping)
by Ed Kolis February 14, 2004
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Blue Falcon

1. Military codename for a "Buddy Fucker", or "one who screws his or her buddies over".

1a. A person who weasels his or her way out of his duty, having his buddies pick up the slack for him.

1b. Someone who lets his or her buddies do all the work, while he or she sits on his ass.

1c. PVT. Timothy Patterson, and PV2. Carl McCall Jr.
"McCall is a fuckin' blue falcon...he is in sick call AGAIN today, and I have to carry his shit for the road march."

"Patterson bought a whole bunch of skittles and told the Drill Sargeant that it was us....BLUE FALCON!"
by Jack Sorrows October 8, 2007
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Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
by surprise baby March 30, 2009
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Falcon Munt

Comes from the term Falcon Punch and munt. When someone is about to munt (vomit) they scream Falcon Munt! as loud as they can, and attempt to munt in the most impressive way they can (ie, uberprojectile).
Dude, watch this - FALCON MUNT!
Omg dude! That was awesome!
by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008
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sewer falcon

lowest caliber woman at the bar, most likely she will be trying to pick you up but you will probably be too drunk to realize it, common is the line "will you take me home", they prey on guys who are extremely beligerent who under normal chances would not give them a passing glance
I cant believe Kraus took that sewer falcon Christina home last night
by Sonah Jmith January 9, 2009
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Falcon Balls

When your nut sac is hanging low from heat and you can grab the entire sac and drape it over the top part of your wrist as if you were holding a live falcon
After a good work out i like to stand at the mirror and admire my Falcon Balls
by HealTicket August 22, 2011
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Pulled a Falcon

1. When you get something great, then find someone who got something better, they Pulled a Falcon on you.

2. When he got, she got or they got what you wanted, they Pulled a Falcon.
inspired by the State Farm Insurance commercial;

Guy1 walking down the sidewalk carrying a falcon he just bought with the money he saved on his insurance.

Guy 2 walks by carrying a Parrot he just bought and comments "I should have got a Falcon".
Ergo, he "Pulled a Falcon"
by TJFalcon September 11, 2011
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