a post grad thesis that ruins your life until you finally finish the fucking thing, and can commence blocking out every memory of having done it in the first place.
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by Sophie Basil February 23, 2009
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doctor: what happened?
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)
by thepumaman November 29, 2011
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A strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously.
For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.
Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.
Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."
Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.
Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"
It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"
It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""
by BenGrunfeld September 11, 2012
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Get the Facesurf mug.A bundle of sticks held together with string or a cord, can also be arrows. Used to represent power through unity and is used as a symbol in governance such as in the US House of Representatives chamber and the flag of the Italian Fascist movement.
It's origin is from Rome, where one of the two Consuls (Leaders of the Roman Republic) would hold the Fasces to represent that they are holding power, after a year long term it would be given to the other Consul.
The political ideology, Fascism gets its name from Fasces as Fascism worships the state though a collective effort.
It's origin is from Rome, where one of the two Consuls (Leaders of the Roman Republic) would hold the Fasces to represent that they are holding power, after a year long term it would be given to the other Consul.
The political ideology, Fascism gets its name from Fasces as Fascism worships the state though a collective effort.
by Albino_Peach1 August 14, 2019
Get the Fasces mug.An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.
Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!
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