Fucksticks

1. An exlamatory obscenity; 2. An insult.

1. Fucksticks! I forgot to get my change from that hooker!

2. That guy just cut me off! What a fuckstick!

by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

Fucksink

A more interesting term for the common cliche, asshole.

TJ: My stock went up today
Savy: What a fucksink

by Savy Montanino May 31, 2005

flying fucksicle

When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing

Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"

by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016

fucksocket

A adjective used when describing a girl.

Syn:

bitch
ho
cumdumpster

"Man that girl is hot I want to use her as my fucksocket"

"My fucksocket of a girlfriend is PMS'ing today"

"I used that bitch as my fucksocket after I was done with her she ain't nothing but a cumdumpster ho"

by RobY62 April 5, 2006

Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

Fuckkick

To kick one in the head with utmost force and yell fuckkick.

I fuckkicked Ron so hard he shit himself.

by Suckaboylol August 1, 2009

Fuckdicks

Something to say when you are angry, you can use it anywhere you would use fuck.

Person 1: Dude we have 2 essays due for Humanities tomorrow
Person 2: Fuckdicks!

by sofuckinpissed April 9, 2009