momosexual

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

non-gay homosexual

A homosexual who does not identify with the gay community or as having a gay identity. They just want to live a normal life without the "gay" label but accept themselves for who they are/

He is not is the closet, he's a non-gay homosexual.

by AntDog14 July 7, 2008

homosexually gay

When you are so gay, you are even gayer than homosexuals

Guy in a Pink V-Neck belly shirt showing his belly. That is "HOMOSEXUALLY GAY".

by GooDFeLLa September 23, 2004

homosexual tendencies

When you're sitting next to your best friend and as he wrapped his arm around you, you feel the urge to kiss him

Person 1: ... and as he wrapped his arm around me, I suddenly felt the urge to kiss him...

Person 2: that my friend, are homosexual tendencies

by Cielthecrazyhoe June 27, 2019

Homosexual Act

If you are trying to arouse or sexually pleasure someone of the same gender, or penetrate them (using tongues, fingers, or an object).

Dude, rubbing another dude's nipples is a homosexual act.

by Melatonic Wheat Thin October 21, 2020

inside homosexual

Epithet for a man who has sex with other men, or sexually assaults other men, but only while in jail, prison,or a similar institution. Calculated to offend the frequent homophobia of such men, who are often closet cases in violent denial.

He made a grab for the new kid who'd been dancing around and looking too happy. So I said, "You inside homosexual, you lay off him, he doesn't know any better." Had to fight him, but it was worth it.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond September 8, 2007

homosexual

Someone who feels attracted to people of the same sex (see previous)

Maybe someday the church will realize that being a homosexual is not wrong, like when they realized the Earth isn't flat or the center of the universe.

Priest: The Bible says being a homosexual is not natural, that's why it is sin!
Person: So it means I can sell my daughter into slavery? Awesome!

by Luizza November 7, 2006