Evan

White ass mothafukin small penis lookin dude

This dude an evan

by Big brat22 February 27, 2017

Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.

Charles is such an Evan!

by Slurpymuk November 27, 2017

Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 26, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 06, 2013

Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys

Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan

by Plinkdorito December 13, 2020

Evan

smelly dumb unintelligent

Evan talks too much evan is smelly

by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020