Evan

A stupid, ignorant, prejudiced asshole whom no one will ever love.

Charles is such an Evan!

by Slurpymuk November 26, 2017

Evan

White ass mothafukin small penis lookin dude

This dude an evan

by Big brat22 February 27, 2017

Evan

He's the sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He's great at guitar and will be one of your greatest friends.

"Evan is amazing"

by just that girl who like him June 28, 2013

Evan

The $exie$t man alive

Person: hey, Evan, you're stupid
Evan: no, im the $exie$t man alive!

by stuff and stuffffff May 5, 2013

Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!

“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”

by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019

Evan

A man with a large wang

I guess i am evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017