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evangelical 

1.Someone who despite all accepted scientific evidence does not believe in evolution.
2.Even stranger in the 21st century. Someone who believes that "The passion of the Christ" is a better film than "Life of Brian"
3. Someone liable to start waving their hands during a church song.
1. Utah
2. No Taste
3. A habit more repellant than sticking your hand down your trousers in church.
evangelical by Cillie September 15, 2005
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evangeline lin 

evangeline lin is the smartest and prettiest girl in the world. no debate 😈😈
evangeline lin by cooljerick123 November 23, 2021

Evangeline 

Anyone called Evangeline, is a keeper. Evangeline is tall, blonde and pale, but that does not define her personality. Evangeline likes to break stereotypes, argue her point and debate her way out of any argument.
Evangeline has the best resting bitch face ever.
Look! I'ts Evangeline in all her glory

Gemma Evangeline

One of the best girls a man can meet. She's a bit shy and awkward but that's the charm of her. She's also beautiful, and could be considered a stunner. She knows how to bring anyones mood up, and can stand up for herself. She is not without flaws though, like everyone, but the things that make her great far out-weigh the very few cons there are. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with one, you are very lucky. She is a great listener and remembers every word you say, and can also tell you facts about you you may not even know. She is generally a very open person, but some facts are kept for the very important people in her life. All in all, if you are ever lucky enough to find yourself with a Gemma, don't ever let go of it.
Evangeline is a outgoing girl who always puts her friends first. She has interest in most things, from Xbox, makeup and drawring,she likes it all! She is a very emotional person but doesn't show it to anyone. She is very shy when you first meet her, but once you gain her trust she will break out and become a funny, amazing person. Evangeline is a must need in any friend group, she will always try her best to cheer you up. Evangeline can sometimes be short-tempered but her friends can always make her smiley again. Always make friends with an Evangeline. Evangeline normally shortens to Evie.
Gemma Evangeline ? Oh you are so lucky to have that girl in your life
Gemma Evangeline by anonymous November 25, 2021

evangelanthropist 

A person that preaches the gospels who gives freely of their abundance to the needy
As an evangelanthropist, he gave all his inheritance away to the homeless shelter while preaching there one day, without thinking of how he would get home without taxi money.

Evangelical Enema 

The conversion of religion through anal sex.
Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

Evangelo Behavior 

When a person, namely a friend, is doing something rather abstract and/or out of said person's normal behavior. Generally referring to something of a sexual nature.
Friend 1: "Have you seen how (person) has been acting lately?"
Friend 2: Yes. (Person) been on some straight Evangelo Behavior.
Evangelo Behavior by mrmortifier November 24, 2021