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I am [Elvis]

(Eye Em Ell-Visss) Phrase. (1) The act of feeling sick while on the toilet and both deficating and vomiting at the same time. (2) A person who is so fat that they sweat at all times for no reason. (3) You when you become a Washed up lounge singer who just died on the shitter.
1) Dude, I am Elvis, I shouldn't have eatin' 13 tacos and drank a case of Schlitz.
2) I am Elvis, I'm soaked and I'll I did was watch Dr. Phil for an hour.
3) I am Elvis! (As my soul hovers over my lifeless body crumpled up on the toilet with a Maxim in one hand and a cheesburger in the other).
by SirIsaacHillary September 22, 2005
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black velvet elvis

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.
Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009
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Elvis' mum

The mother of Elvis, the King of rock and roll. Because Elvis' mum is relatively unknown in her own right, she can be used to illustrate the lies or exaggerations told about others when the audience is unlikely to know the truth. When somebody exaggerates about themselves or others, an overblown claim about Elvis' mum can be used to show up the speaker as the rotter they are.
I could eat a thousand burgers, me.

Well, Elvis' mum could eat a billion spare ribs at one sitting. She once ate an entire horse. Not many people know it but that's actually where the phrase 'I could eat a horse' came from, Elvis' mum said it just before eating a horse.
by Banjo Bean July 12, 2006
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elvis sighting

To think you see somebody you know from afar.
"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.
by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004
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Elvis Out

Immediately having to be ushered out or leave voluntarily from an event, with out greeting people because you're schedule is jam packed with obligations and you have to catch a flight!
It stinks that Johnny had to Elvis out last night. I understand he had to coach T-ball and there was only one flight that evening.
by Jeanine W September 28, 2008
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elvis fries

French fries covered in cheese and gravy. In Canada known as poutine.
by Youlovemebitch January 10, 2015
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Elvidio

Did you know that the Salvadorian meaning for Elvis is Elvidio
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