easter basket 

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.

I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.

easter basket by Cap16 July 16, 2008

easter egg

feces wrapped in toilet paper or some other type of wrapping which is then thrown at an unsuspecting victim.

I easter egged matt while he was in the shower.

easter egg by randongulus August 22, 2011

Easter bunny 

The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.

Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).

All these young Black males seem to want these days is a free ride with an Easter bunny.

Easter bunny by Hidatsa July 15, 2008

Easter Resolution 

Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. Easter is a time of new beginnings, so it makes sense for resolutions to be made then.

Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. It's an Easter Resolution.

Easter Resolution by thesweetest3 April 18, 2011

Easter Bunny 

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

Easter Bunny by Dubiks April 20, 2019

easter-pig  

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

easter-pig by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Easter Bunny 

Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.

Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?

Easter Bunny by Toastierz March 27, 2015