Pulling a ewan

Fumbling the back with every single girl that shows interest in you

Dude I feel like I’m pulling a ewan right now, I’m terrible at talking to Emily

by No comment 4 April 13, 2022

pull an Ewan

basically dumb shit,often pedophilic or toxic. Bad friend vibes

"Dude this girl is so hot and she is almost my age,16!"
"Dude you are 22, do not pull an Ewan."

by Joy Sussy May 3, 2021

No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

The Ewan Reid

When a bear with a chud-like penis deficates onto his son then preceedes to sit on his face and fart mutiple times until his son suffocates and dies?

"Hey man what are you in for?" Murder, I did The Ewan Reid...

by Demarcus Count Leroy (IV) Jr. December 3, 2023

Electromagnetic-Ewan

This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.

Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard

by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025

ewang

To procrastinate on a task or assignment, often on the day it is due.

I didn't know the bio lab was due today, so I just ewanged it in class.

by Ewang April 14, 2014

ewaniye

A very offensive term derived from Satan pronounced irrelevantly to the spelling ee-w-ee-n-ie-k

Darren is a cock sucking ewaniye pronounced eeweeniek

by Bring me the worms December 20, 2020