Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011

Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.

Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"

by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010

Epic fail

Kim Seyoon aka Wow (the Italian fake), because he's always an epic fail. Just go to his profile, there's nothing to explain.

You're just an epic fail like Seyoon.

by daeficiente October 17, 2017

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012

Epic Fail

To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.

You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.

by Prof.cjohnson September 22, 2011

epic fail

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."

trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"

by vid007 March 13, 2011