Bumping into someone from school and asking them what they do now.
And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.
And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.
And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.
And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.
by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018
to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.
by errr envious July 14, 2011
1.) The only emotion to go unrecorded in history since nobody has ever envied a mac-owner for their overpriced etchasketch.
by Kodiak15 October 25, 2010
When someone hates their PC so much they're willing to pay $3,000+ for the same PC with an Apple Logo and OSX pre-installed. (Pro-tip: you can install OSX on pretty much any computer)
Man, my PC has been crashing all the time. I think it has a trojan.
Have you considered getting a mac?
Nah, I don't have the cash to satisfy my mac envy. I think I'm gonna try Linux
Have you considered getting a mac?
Nah, I don't have the cash to satisfy my mac envy. I think I'm gonna try Linux
by Lacedaemonius October 23, 2010
A made up state of mind created by Mac owners to feed their disillusion that having an overpriced and largely unused computer is better then having a PC. It is similar to a hipster talking about how their music is better because no one listens to it.
Mac: My $2000 Macbook Air fits into a manila envelope, bet you have Mac Envy.
PC: It doesnt even come with a CD drive installed...
Mac: Yeah but look at how awesome Photoshop is.
PC: Arent you running Boot Camp?
Mac: Yeah but you still have Mac Envy!
PC: Alright dude...
PC: It doesnt even come with a CD drive installed...
Mac: Yeah but look at how awesome Photoshop is.
PC: Arent you running Boot Camp?
Mac: Yeah but you still have Mac Envy!
PC: Alright dude...
by MMil October 24, 2010
a feeling of envy for how someone else presents/expresses their gender identity. this term is primarily one used by trans people who have envy of the presentation of same-gendered cis people. Cis people can not experience gender envy, that is just envy
Tommy(FTM): I have such strong gender envy for Keanu Reeves
Lyla(MTF): Understandable. Natasha Lyonne causes me extreme gender envy.
Carly(Cis): Cool
Lyla(MTF): Understandable. Natasha Lyonne causes me extreme gender envy.
Carly(Cis): Cool
by lemqnshark April 09, 2021
Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.
I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.
by yes juanito yes February 21, 2015