Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up

Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK

by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017

doucheburger

a single burger patty, saturated in grease and left over from dinner 3 nights ago that is microwaved and put on cold buns with cheese, ketchup, mayo and mustard

Uncle dave left a doucheburger from the bad thanksgiving he ruined

by Votes December 10, 2022

Douchebumps

Douchebumps: when you are near or have an interaction with a douchey person. You get douchebumps.

Whenever my boss starts talking in a meeting I get douchebumps.

by Shanon Jo April 28, 2023

Douchebuncle

One of many of the different sorts of uncles, in this case, an uncle who is a bit or more of a complete douche bag.

My brother Joe was supposed babysit my daughter. Instead he got drunk and never showed up. What a complete douchebuncle!

by ffstretch December 26, 2024