Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.

Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019

Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.

You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!

by Ubanman February 20, 2018

doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.

"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"

by wowokoof June 16, 2019

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024

jiggle the doorknob

how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door

Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.

Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh

by allnightlongeeerr October 28, 2018

Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina

I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.

by Power Soaker November 2, 2021