Don't Try Me. Try Jesus

A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will get read for filth or experience total annihilation when they try you. A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"

Offender: "damn. You's a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"

Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal! Don't try me. Try Jesus!"

by GG Allin August 29, 2021

you don't know me bitch

When a bitch don't know you.

You see this new bitch Keisha at the club and she all on your nigga and you approach her like "get yo hands of my mans hoe, I ain't afraid to cut a bitch" then Keisha replies " I ain't want yo dirt ass nigga anyway trick and yo bitch ass ain't gon do shit" in which you reply " you don't know me bitch".

by Esnesnon May 2, 2016

Don't feed me straight lines

It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.

You want to hit me, do you? - Don't feed me straight lines, I can see your disguised misandry

by spearhunter December 29, 2016

don't me

Short for "don't judge me", "don't cross me", "don't fight me" or God knows what because it's a command WITHOUT A PREDICATE. Commonly used by Filipino millennials who want to brag about how stupid they sound.

Filipino 1: Can you try speaking an actual language?

Filipino 2: Don't me.

by Inepticon December 31, 2016

Don't feed me straight lines

It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.

You would like to hit me, do you? - Don't feed me straight lines, I can see your disguised misandry

by spearhunter December 29, 2016

don't tase me, bro

What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money

Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"

by The Official Haji November 22, 2007

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

by jac92007 December 5, 2011