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Suck my dock 

When you meant to say “suck my dick” but the last word autocorrects to where the loading, unloading, and repair of ships happens in an enclosed area of water in a port
Tasha meant to tell Emmie to “suck my dick” but it autocorrected to suck my dock
Related Words

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock) 

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger 

A Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

Death Dock 

Death Dock (also known as D-Dock) is when you kill someone, then proceed to dock with them by sticking the head of your penis into the foreskin of their penis.
Nate shot Jeff, then death docked him and spermed in his ear.
Death Dock by NinjaTaylor November 8, 2010

unLOADing Dock 

your number one slam piece or booty calls house or apartment where you go to skeet skeet after a stressful day
Yo i'm real stressed about that exam I'm bout to hit the unloading dock for a quick minute

Double Dock 

A sexual act where both the vagina and cervix are penetrated.

In anal sex, this can also be when both the anus and the Houston valves are penetrated.

Also referred to as double dipping.

If you don't know what the Houston valves are and are too dumb to figure it out, please consult Google.
His dick was so long he was able to double dock his shawty.

You know you have a big dick if you can Double Dock.

His dick is so big, it's a double docker.
Double Dock by LordofWales August 9, 2010