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delightful

Those lemon bars you made for me were simply delightful.
by whoknowstherealme? January 13, 2010
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Turkish Delight

An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
by TBTara December 5, 2013
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Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."
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Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.
by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017
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Twirly Straw Delight

After sex, a guy ejaculates on the floor and makes the girl suck it up with a twirly straw.
Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twirly straw.

Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
by B-RAM June 29, 2007
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Holiday Delight

Darren knew that Sarah would love the sweater he got her for Christmas, he was hoping for a Holiday Delight in return.
by Jay Awesome January 4, 2008
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stuffed crust delight

when a worker at pizza hut cums inside the crust of a pizza and gives the pizza to an unsuspecting customer creating a cheesey/creamy delight
Dave apologized for overcooking their pizza and gave them a large Stuffed Crust Delight for free.
by Hand Sanitizer May 10, 2006
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