Dishwatcher

It watches your dishes for you.

I have a dishwatcher.

by AngryCarrot October 3, 2016

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Dishsaster

A giant pile of dishes staring you in the face, messing up your kitchen, when you don't have a dishwasher

I'm trying to avoid eye contact with the dishsaster in my sink, otherwise I know I'll have to do something about it.

by Shufflerock March 31, 2018

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dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

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The act of pushing a persons head under the water as they are standing at the sink washing dishes, then proceeding to ass fuck them until they stop blowing bubbles, at which point you nut. Used to mean you really dislike someone you find truly fuckable - example AOC

Donnie - “I can’t stand that bitch!”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”

by Ola D the OG January 2, 2022

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Donemana dishwash

A donemana dishwash is the act of throwing a girl in the air and spinning her as fast as a dishwasher on your penis until the friction burns the foreskin away.

omg im definitely gonna give her the donemana dishwasher later.Or oh my I gave robbie kelly the donemana dishwasher last night he can barely walk

by PhilLyQ1234 March 4, 2022

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no-contact dishwashing

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.

I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.

by jps75 January 6, 2010

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