Mc Diddle

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99

Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.

by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021

Diddle Pad

1. male or female genitalia

2. electronic board on a hot tube

she was freakin' on my diddle pad

by bamF65 August 27, 2010

Diddle box

The erotic region between a female's legs. Otherwise known as the "pleasure palace".

"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."

by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

Finger diddle

Fingering

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry

by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018

Double Diddle

A double diddle is when two men rub the tips of their penises together, usually fast and sometimes violently.

I heard that Mike and Joe did a double diddle last night.

by Horse_Fondler November 14, 2017

Diddle Snitch

Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.

Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.

Don’t you diddle snitch on me, you bastard!

by Let me just say... November 3, 2021