Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
by Dougass March 24, 2023
Get the diddle wristmug. 
Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99
Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.
by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021
Get the Mc Diddlemug. "My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."
by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017
Get the Diddle boxmug. A double diddle is when two men rub the tips of their penises together, usually fast and sometimes violently.
by Horse_Fondler November 14, 2017
Get the Double Diddlemug. To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 29, 2017
Get the digitally diddlingmug. Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.
Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.
by Let me just say... November 3, 2021
Get the Diddle Snitchmug.