A beautiful, sexy man who will do anything to please you. Dexters are handsome boys who are very smart, funny, and athletic . Dexters are great in bed and always give the best head.every girl wishes that there was dexter to fuck every 7 seconds. He has a massive dick, and knows how to please the ladies. They are great boyfriends who will make you laugh until you pee yourself.
by User174728 February 10, 2024

A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.
"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"
- another example:
"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"
- another example:
"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"
by linaeriksson April 28, 2022

by Just_Not_Dexter June 9, 2021

by Upsyndicate March 12, 2025

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

by Ilovedogs13 March 16, 2024
