Doris Desperate 

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

Doris Desperate by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021

COVID-Desperate 

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

COVID-Desperate by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021

Danganronpa Desperate Heart 

awesome fanganronpa video series

"Danganronpa Desperate Heart is amazing!"

Danganronpa Desperate Heart by Nadine Beloiseau August 16, 2024

Self-Respectively Desperate

To describe one that would talk to anybody romantically but would only enter a relationship with someone that are to their standards

She’s talked to practically anyone but no one seems to meet her standards, she’s self-respectively desperate

Self-Respectively Desperate by The Ted Twins March 19, 2026

Desperepeat 

Desperepeat (Desperate Repeat):

Verb

When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.

Mike: *drags shoe across floor, farting sound is heard*

Everybody around Mike: *laughter*

Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*

Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.

Desperepeat by XanderWhit November 17, 2011

Desperanto 

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.

"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.

Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

Deserae 

A smart girl who gets angry very easily but has a soft heart on the inside. She is easily mistaken for a bitch or a phsycopath, but is really like you or me. She is stronger mentally, and physically than you think, don't underestimate her. If you find a Deserae, get her, and keep her. But, if you deceive her, she will want vengeance. Don't ever cross her.

Deserae is very intelligent but crazy if you mess with her.

Deserae by Crazycat334 November 15, 2018