Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Derin Suer

Derin Suer is so good at swimming that he fucking outran a tiger in a pool. He also gets all the girls

Derin Suer is a full grown fucker but he is shorter then Elon Musk.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022

le me derpin

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

by derpette123456789 April 29, 2012

Derpin'

A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.

Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"

by TheHerpaDerp April 8, 2011

darwinism

A pejorative term used by proponents of creationistic intelligent design in an attempt to undermine modern evolution.

Often used to refer to things far outside the purview of Darwin's theory of evolution, which relied solely on natural selection as the mechanism for change.

Darwinism can't explain the bacterial flagellum, but intelligent design can!

by creationisticintelligentdesign April 11, 2008

Darwin

A naturalist, who proposed and provided scientific evidence that all species of life have evolved over time from common ancestors through the process he called natural selection. Misunderstood by religious zealots, the mildly retarded and scientifically challenged individuals. Despised by creationist (or intelligent design, it’s the same thing), and ostracized for showing them that their world is not as simple and God-centered as they wanted to believe. He is once again a flash point due to the increase of religious fanatics and religious extremists usually located in small towns in the United States. Through everything, his evolution has held and is now as solid as the theory of gravity or the theory that the earth is round.

Darwin put an end to anyone with an IQ over 80 believing that the earth was created in six days by some mythological superhero 6000 years ago.

by Michael Behe July 10, 2008

Derping

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.

Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.

by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011