Derek

A hipster.

Dude: Hey, did you hear about Derek? I heard he is a pseudo intellectual, cigarette smoking, skinny jean wearing, English major dropout, who will take sad pictures in black and white and get that coffee for you for just over minimum wage!

Dudette: Oh, you mean a Hipster.

by averagemeanofmeans May 5, 2011

derek

Derek is a nickname used for all red-hairs around. Originates from Maidstone, in Kent.

My friends called phil. He's a derek!

by paolo angeles December 24, 2008

Derek

a gay fat guy

Derek is a gay fat guy

by tyerjsjsjfd April 9, 2020

Derek

Simp.

Guy 1: Hey you know Derek?
Guy 2: Yeah the simp right?
Guy 1: Yeah him

by Fag_Bag1 December 10, 2019

Derek

Derek is a good friend but can be an ASS HOLE. He thinks hes big shit and has a big cock, but in reality its like a tic tac.

"Are you a Derek?"

"Yes, i have a small cock!"

by Tillllertt February 28, 2020

Derek

no one likes him

"no one likes Derek" hazel

by no one like derek December 18, 2021

Derek

Adolf Hitlers great great grandson who got abducted by Trump

Derek

by testo83 November 22, 2019