Bisexual in denial

A person who likes more than one gender.

Gay/Les father(friend)- hey look at this she's sooo pretty

"Straight" best friend- yes shes pretty

Gay/Les father(friend)- are you bi?

"Straight" best friend- no-

Gay/Les father- you're a bisexual in denial

by GayFather August 25, 2021

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Denial by omission

To deny the truth of something, either purposefully or accidentally, Simply by not mentioning it.

Politicians especially Donald Trump commit Denial by omission every time they open their mouth

by Enderlee January 15, 2021

salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

Denial by omission

When you acknowledge that one group of people face oppression but fail to acknowledge that others face that same oppression.

Politicians regularly Deny by omission, None more so than Donald Trump who commits a denial by omission every time he opens his mouth.

by Enderlee January 15, 2021

Holiday-denial

1. The surprise/ shock of an upcoming holiday, and denying it being that holiday, because it "snuck up on you"
2. The feeling of remorse you get after a certain holiday is over, meaning you will have to wait another year for it to come again
3. The out right inability to accept a holiday being over, shown by continuing to celebrate long after it is necessary
4. Refusing to celebrate a holiday

"I can't believe it's Christmas already! Last time I looked it was October... Is it really tomorrow? I must be in holiday-denial. "

Becky: "So there goes another Valentines day... Without a date... I really thought something special would happen... Maybe next year"
Cindy: "you have total holiday-denial."

"Those guys are still doing fireworks? It's like 2 am!!"
"it's holiday-denial my friend. They can't accept that it's over."

Jim the douche: "Yeah I'm a vegan so I choose to give thanks by not killing a turkey for this day"
Rick: *whispers* "holiday-denial"

by Itsqaffletime August 2, 2013

Dick in denial

A really annoying, abusive and irritating twat who thinks they are the best.

Jack: "I really hate that guy"
Jason: "Me too"
Jack: "He's a dick in denial

by anonymous123456787654321 July 20, 2009