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Fighting Demons

When you’re battling horny urges
Girl: *touches my leg*

Me: Don’t do that.
Don’t give me hope.
I’m fighting demons currently.
by edp447 April 5, 2020
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demonseed

My older-half-sister in law calls maggots demonseeds because she once had a bad dream about an invasion of ravenous flesh-eating maggots.
by Light Joker June 2, 2004
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demoss

The instant in which a man realizes he is going to have a premature ejaculation and decides to pull out and give cunnilingus so that his partner does not realize his lack of stamina.
During sex, Joe demossed so that Tracy would not realize he was lousy at sex.
by GetJenj August 15, 2009
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Demoss

A person with a large ego, someone who thinks of themselves as perfect or god-like, and to be good at anything such as being funny, attractive, or just plain cool

This person is a huge douche, being so egotistical, and is prone to making fun of the mentally handicapped or uttering the phrase: "You have NOOOOOOO friends!!!" to any and all people which it dislikes
1."How was the party last night jack?"

"It was fun until some guy showed up and started being a huge demoss."

2. "I used to think he was cool until i found out that he was a demoss..."
by Papasacs September 28, 2011
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demogogy

Trying to proove a point of the opposite of what is truth, when you do that on purpouse and you actaully know the truth.
Soviet Russia is the best example of demogogy in the world. They said: "Oh, we did not ocupy those countries, they wanted to join and they actually asked us to drive all those tanks and army inside their terrotory. They willingly allowed us to take over their government and replace it with the soviet one."
When soviets, we and the rest of the world very well knew how it went and what happend.
by Miks March 21, 2008
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Demogorgon

When one shoves scissors in their penis, opens it up, and ends up with a split penis
Fucking George ended up with a demogorgon last night
by Twitch64 October 10, 2019
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quod erat demostratem

ego sum discipulus optimus. ego non sum discipulus malus. saxtus est discipulus malus.
"Veto!"

Oh right, and it's a math term. It means "what was to be demonstrated", used in proofs of innumerable math proofs.
x=-b+-root(b^2-4ac)/2a

QED (Quod Erat Demonstratem)
by [Dunbar]** February 11, 2004
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