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Deceptacons

-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."
QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...
by sniper March 8, 2005
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Decepticon

A fat girl who only posts head shots on Facebook to trick people into thinking she's actually attractive.
I thought Joe's girlfriend was hot when I saw her Facebook page, but when I met her I realized she was just a decepticon.
by hobby221 October 19, 2011
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Defention

Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.
I defended myself against her defention.
by Strigger January 26, 2012
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decepticon

A slang term used in the prostitution trade to describe a transsexual or transvestite hooker (who are often called "Transformers"), especially one who is so convincing as a woman that friends and clients do not believe she was once a man.
"Holy shit! She ain't no Transformer... she a goddam DECEPTICON!"
by HMB April 28, 2005
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Deceptionist

Someone who is skilled in the art of Deception
That girl is quite the deceptionist.
by XxFawnxX December 12, 2017
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Baby Deletion

To abort a baby at a clinic - "NP"

The removal of an accidental baby from the womb of a woman, similar to the deletion of a mistake in a Word document. -"DM"
Usage: I accidentally knocked up Kate and I took her downtown for a baby deletion.

the judge said if I get any more baby deletions i have to get my Hard Drive removed!

Womb Formatting - Low Level
by RazorSky June 25, 2010
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Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.
Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.
by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011
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