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Dave likes to catfish, and manipulate people. He will use you. Then say that he did all the work. He will also snatch your man. Like Teala Dunn said in Escape The Night Season 3, “She’s a man stealer to!”
He or she will also leave your group behind for a new group.
A guy with a small penis he can't speak too well either and is full of himself he thinks he looks good but is ugly AF
That guy is so Dave
Dave by Legend of Zelda March 28, 2019
Dave Matthews Band, the biggest Bro group on the face of this planet! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.
D00d, Me plus my gurl at a Dave concert = Br00ta1!
Dave by [zook] LYMON June 22, 2009
to think your brother wins at everything and is some sort of god when really he isnt and he sucks at life, and hockey.
nick tells justin and jack that his brother is in the nhl, and there response consists of a "fuck you fagget" and then an egging of his house. DAVE
DAVE by Malka Jack dave June 30, 2011
A weak human with arms of a two-year-old that can barely lift a pencil.He is also idiotic and very mental.
Dave by candy212 May 22, 2017
Term used for the most manly of men who only opens his sweat glands during the most simplest of tasks (ex. Vacuuming)
Why are you sweating so hard you're only vacuuming Dave?
Dave by Nightsnail27 January 12, 2017