The Dave's

When you have to take a massive, wet shit.

I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!

I really hate when I get the Dave's!

by TunerLou June 10, 2011

(to) dave

when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.

Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.

by esrouc fo (read backwords) October 04, 2010

Daved

To clothesline a wheelchair-bound person after a verbal altercation that turns into a physical fight.
A popular Detroit area radio personality coined the phrase.

Oh, man. I was a dick at the concert when I was drunk. Then someone Daved me right down.

by BigBenDover August 09, 2018

DAVE

Dopamine Attention Variability Executive-dysfunction. Coined by TikTok user connordewolfe as an alternative name for ADHD/ADD

Dude. Do you have ADHD?
Nah, man, I have DAVE.

How could you have forgotten to blink?
God fucking damnit DAVE

by Nova99 August 29, 2021

DAVE

Dave is someone who made stays happy after a long week of rain. 022621

I was so sad until DAVE came around!
I know! It was all gloomy and when he said he liked stray kids it made it made my day.
DAVE best boy

by BEANERS4DREAM February 27, 2021

Daving

The act of micro-managing. Breathing over someone's back. To ridicule and degrade to the point of exhaustion. Cracking the whip. Micromanagement. Arises from concern for details, incompetence or insecurity. Regardless of the motivation the effect can create resentment and damage trust. Severe forms of micromanagement usually completely eliminate trust Getting Daved can provoke anti-social behavior. He is usually irritated when a subordinate makes decisions without consulting them, even if the decisions are totally within the subordinate's level of authority.

Stop daving me! I'm already doing it! Don't treat me like a three year old.

by Henry Mayo December 18, 2007

The Dave

Putting your junk in a passed out girls hand, repeatedly.

Why did that girl run away?
Yeah she was pissed, she got The Dave.

by Flipdick October 21, 2007