propper dankage

when you buy weed, and it's ten times better than any weed your friends have. thats propper dankage

"i hate it when i get stiffed with this shit!"
"thats why i went thru nick, hes got the propper dankage."

by n the dark March 6, 2010

dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 12, 2014

Un-dank

When a meme isnt dank enough

Loser1: MLG LOL XD RAWR

Semi-loser2: That was Un-dank

by Sir Memelord Scrubbin The Meme April 8, 2017

crank the dank

A term used when referring to smoking weed.

"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.

by In the can June 6, 2016

Dank Dick

After a long jog ones privates can get unpleasantly moist and emit a fowl odor this is refered to as "having a dank dick".

Frank you really smell potent you wouldn't happen to be suffering from a dank dick would you?

by Jimbass April 25, 2006

Danka

Thank ya

person 1: the answer is 5318
person 2: Danka

by michi_ak June 5, 2009

Dank Buds

very high quality buds. usually very appealing in color,and has a quite pungent scent. very high in THC content, and will get your ass baked.

damn dude we just smoked some hella dank buds.

by kush tush December 9, 2008