Scuba doo doo

When you lift up the toilet seat and sit with your anus submerged in the water because you recently ate a lot of spicy food and already know it's going to burn

I ate a lot of spicy thai curry last night so I'm gonna go take a scuba doo doo

by M2124 December 29, 2017

doo doo pain

When you're on your period, you have cramps, and you feel like you have too shit every 5 minutes. And then you do!

*Mariah's in the bathroom*
"Mariah are you okay?"
"Yeah Mom. Im just having doo doo pains"

by Jane Blaire November 17, 2013

Doo-doo betty

A female who gives head to a shit covered dick.

She shit on his dick and pulled a total doo-doo betty!

by Abusedxt December 4, 2016

doo doo chips

That means your game is wack/bad. Examples: One is no good in sports, dancing, rapping, singing etc.

I was watching my friend play basketball and his game was doo doo chips.

by jettyjett August 21, 2016

Doo Doo Milkshake

What happens when you kick over a porta-potty

(Someone kicks over a porta-potty with someone in it**) “now that one hell of a doo doo milkshake

by Morgylily January 2, 2021

doo-doo waters

A very immature term for anything of unmistakably low quality or desireability. Sometimes phrased as "DDW." The exact etymology is unknown to the author.

Daaaaaaamn the food at the cafeteria today was doo-doo waters

by KPW January 8, 2009

do the doo doo

1. To defecate
2. To sodomise someone whose rectum is not empty

1. She's been in the toilet 10 minutes - I think she's doing the doo doo
2. I don't care if she's not ready - next time she bends over I'm gonna jump on her and do the doo doo

by Noxema-Tapioca May 5, 2009