Diploma Edging

When a senior or upperclassman drops out of High School right before graduating

Person 1: You hear Chad dropped out?
Person 2: What?! Graduation is literally in a few days! Why?!
Person 1: I don't know, he was Diploma Edging I guess

by yo͝ormämɡā June 12, 2021

Diplomat with dicklomat

When you meet a diplomat who you know is going to give you that good pipe.

“ when I went to the french embassy, I met with my sneaky link to get that diplomat with dicklomat”

by clapemcheeks November 4, 2021

Diplomat

4th Generation style hip-hop Muisc.

I think Sound Major put Diplomat on the map.

by Left Balls Worthy December 17, 2021

Diplomapussy

The fake promise of sex after achieving a milestone.

Made up of the words diploma and pussy.

A diploma is a certificate of achievement.

Pussy refers to online catfishing. A practice where people get scammed for money by the promise of sex.

Man that diplomapussy really got me studying hard

Soon there will be no more need for studying. No more dusty books and cupboards.

You have a great —job to look forward to, young one. Your mother must be a nice woman.

by TaTaPenguin June 29, 2024

diploma

pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.

Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?

by Xeries July 25, 2024

Diplomancer

Someone who uses diplomas/credentials like magic to manipulate. For example, when someone says they’re a therapist or doctor, when asked if you can open up in confidence, then they gossip and twist words to seem mightier. Mostly due to insecurities + mental issues of their own.

I can’t believe I trusted her when she said “I’m a doctor, you can tell me”, what a diplomancer.

by BlkShpBuddha April 1, 2026

Diplomafia

A style of foreign policy where a leader uses threats, extortion, and quid pro quo tactics instead of traditional diplomacy—treating allies like underlings in a criminal empire. Modeled after mafia bosses, not statesmen.

“Instead of diplomacy, Trump runs a protection racket: Pay up, or you’re on your own. Classic Diplomafia.”

by MajorityRpt March 1, 2025