ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

by that the cat March 19, 2018

Type 2 diabetes

Type 2 diabetes is the most common form of diabetes accounting for 90% of diabetics where you still produce insulin, but the body can't use it properly and is the type of diabetes which you can cause yourself by eating too much fatty foods, calories and being overweight. SUGAR DOESN'T CAUSE DIABETES! No amount of sugar itself can cause diabetes, but if you are prone to gaining body fat easily, then the calories in the sugar can make someone gain weight. 90% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese and for some reason I don't know, type 2 diabetes is more common in South East Asians, Hispanics, Latinos, African Americans and Asian Americans than in Caucasians. In fact ethnic minorities are at risk of type 2 diabetes after the age of 25, whereas for Caucasians the risk for type 2 diabetes increases after the age of 40. You may also be at risk of type 2 diabetes if you have a family member with the disease, have high blood pressure, high cholestrol, delivered a baby heavier than 9lbs and lead a sedentary lifestyle. The good news is that type 2 diabetes can be reversible and can be put into 'remission' if you lead a healthy lifestyle such as losing weight, quitting smoking, maintaining a healthy diet and participating in physical excercise.

Type 2 diabetes can be a debilitating disease, but you can save your ass before it is too late.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

diabetical year

like sabbatical year, but instead you are going for so many sweets and sugar containing products that you'll get type 2 diabetes.

"Dude, are you gonna eat all these tons of sweets and stuff?"
"Yup, I'm taking a diabetical year!"

by Le Kev November 24, 2016

Diabetes Wagon

A slang term for ice cream truck

Look mom, it's the diabetes wagon!

by cdeeznutz March 13, 2020

Diabetes

An auto-immune disease that makes your pancreas shut down. You need insulin intake when you eat carby foods like bread or pasta. Diabetes Mellitus is caused by your immune system thinking that the pancreas is a bad organ thus killing your pancreas and you become man made ins dependent. If you do keep your blood sugar in control you can die from diabetic ketoacidosis

Timmy got diagnosed with diabetes last year and his diaversary is next month

by Zombadie102 March 31, 2022

Mental Diabetes

Occurs when someone has been fed with too much sugarcoated responses and replies to the point that if a blunt response or reply is given, the person will feel offended or need to address to stop hurting them

I just told her the reality but she hated me for it. She might have mental diabetes

by LePost James November 17, 2023

Diabetes

Jason derulo

Hey what’s the definition of diabetes

Me: just look up Jason derulo on TikTok and you’ll find out

by Lilyisajoke May 16, 2022