The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Dexter

A beautiful, sexy man who will do anything to please you. Dexters are handsome boys who are very smart, funny, and athletic . Dexters are great in bed and always give the best head.every girl wishes that there was dexter to fuck every 7 seconds. He has a massive dick, and knows how to please the ladies. They are great boyfriends who will make you laugh until you pee yourself.

Me: who is that?

Friend: oh that’s dexter, the hottest guy in school.

by User174728 February 10, 2024

Dexter

Dexter is a really hot cute boy and no one can lie and you can’t argue otherwise

Joe: Is that Dexter?

Deez: Yeah…
Joe: Holy shit he’s hot

by Just_Not_Dexter June 9, 2021

Dexter

A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.

"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"

- another example:

"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"

by linaeriksson April 28, 2022

Dexter

Dexter is always high he makes music his nickname is renji hes probably gay but that’s ok hes a bitch most of the time and hes white

Dexter - hi bitch
Aubrey - what did I do

Dexter - exist

by Bye deansdickhair June 10, 2022

Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.

Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.

by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020

Dexter sex

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.

"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."

by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017