Dexter

A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.

"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"

- another example:

"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"

by linaeriksson April 28, 2022

The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Pulling a Dexter!

Someone who misses a record by just a few milliseconds and disappoints all the spectators.

Source: (Trackmania Streamer: DexteR771)

Gamer misses a record by X milliseconds.
Chat: "Damn he is again pulling a Dexter!"

by aenix May 28, 2022

dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.

Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman

by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021

Dexter Ortiz

He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.

Dexter Ortiz is a good person

by Cipber March 25, 2022

Dexter

This person needs to get a life. All they do is insult people online even though they are the most shy person in real life. Overall, they will always be there for you if you need help and can actually be kind and caring when needed.

Person 1: " Omg, I need to get myself a Dexter!!"

Person 2: "Me too!!!"

by Rainthehottestaliveomg September 5, 2022

Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020