wanker's depression

After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.

"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"

by RougeRay March 15, 2010

End-of-Semester Depression

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013

Post Partium Depression

The feeling of depression, apathy, and/or sadness that occurs after an extended and often epiphanic time of merriment.

Uggh. This weekend was epic. I think I won Lightning In A Bottle. I stayed up all night, did all the things, mixtapes at sunrise, make bacon on a float with Shanti, gave a talk, unfucked the world, met so
many great people, had a million laughs, and almost swallowed a goldfish at Disco Bingo Revival. Now I just want to stay in bed and watch Golden Girls. I think I might have Post Partium Depression.

by KushyKush May 16, 2019

Depresbian

Coined by punk guitarist Frank Iero in a tweet. Means to be depressed and a lesbian

“Omg they are such a Depresbian”
“I identify as a Depresbian”

by EmoGayShit February 8, 2021

Fake depressed

A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention

Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.

Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Post-Vegas Depression syndrome

The condition that is felt upon returning from a Las Vegas vacation back to real life. Usually lasts 4-5 days. Symptoms include staying in bed all day, heavy drinking by yourself, and attempts to book future visits in the near future. Productivity at work goes down the toilet...

Man that Vegas trip was great, but I think I'm suffering from Post-Vegas Depression syndrome.

by Dirty Vegas July 21, 2005

Twilight Depression

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.

Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression

by MindNinjie January 22, 2011