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Déjà Tool

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The irresistible feeling that there are lyrics of a Tool song about the topic of conversation or private thought.
"It's crazy how much violence and scandal they can get away with on TV these days"
"Yeah man, and people can watch it and not even bat an eye! Completely desensitized..."
"I'm getting Déjà Tool something fierce right now"
"Shoulder deep, brother, shoulder deep"
by Cookie Duster October 18, 2013
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deja moo

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The feeling that you have heard this bull before.
Katie: " How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?"
Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again."
Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."
by Lexie 1912 October 28, 2008
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deja vu

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The term déjà vu (French: "already seen", also called paramnesia) describes the experience of feeling that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously. The term déjà vu (French: "already seen", also called paramnesia) describes the experience of feeling that one has witnessed or experienced a new situation previously.
For an example of deja vu, see above.
by Adam Haaretz May 1, 2006
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Déjà Foo

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The experience of feeling sure that one has already heard a "new" Foo Fighters song, stemming from the bland, generic, and repetitive nature of Dave Grohl's songwriting.
Guy #1: Hey, what do you think of this new Foo Fighters single?

Guy #2: New single? No, you're confused, that song came out in the 90s. And then again in '05 and again in '09. Dave Grohl loves rereleases.

Guy #1: You've got Déjà Foo, buddy.
by ErikLensherr September 5, 2011
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deja voodoo

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the feeling you get when someone jinxes you, and you swear it's been done before, but you can't remember where or when.
tammy: boy, i've had this burning, stinging sensation in my back for an hour now.
sammy: maybe you should see a doctor?
tammy: i thought about it, but i've had this pain before; it's like someone's poking me with a giant pin.
sammy: well then, you do need a doctor-a witch doctor!! maybe he can remove the curse that's been put on you. you say you've had this pain before?
tammy: yeah, a couple of times. last time was when i broke up with hammie again; all of a sudden i had these terrible shooting pains.
sammy: you know, hammie practices witchcraft and other dark arts. perhaps he made a voodoo doll of you, and every time the two of you get into it, he goes home and sticks it with needles.
tammy: so you think this is a case of-
sammy: -that's right, tammy. you're suffering from deja voodoo.
tammy: can it be treated?
sammy: not with western medicine. you must travel to haiti and see a witch doctor; he'll set you right.
*meanwhile, in another part of town, hammie has grabbed another needle......*
by earpuller July 19, 2006
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deja-witticism

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To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.
Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005
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Deja Foobar

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The feeling of having make the same mistake before
"I get deja foobar every time I take a shot of tequila."
by Warr September 4, 2006
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