cunfuzzled

When you are so confused that it makes sense to use a crazy and confusing word

The clown cunfuzzled me.
The banana is the most cunfuzzling food EVER!

by forever.and.fucking.always March 17, 2015

Confuzzled

Description of the odd tingling sensation that originates in the pants, spreading to the brain causing a confusion when fat chicks reveal themselves to oneself.

Fat Chick: Hey, class was fun today! You want to come over and help me with something? ;)

Alan: Ya, that would be awesome! You know you make me all confuzzled when you talk like that! 8===>

by MercuryIce02 January 13, 2007

confuzzled

The state of being Puzzled and Confused.A phrase which dav!d uses to make his idiocity seem a bit more amusing.

W..T..F.? I'm so0 confuzzled. Is Vi a girl or a guy?

by EpikXx December 22, 2008

Confuzzled

1. State of utter fuckin confusion.
2.What Boo Boo Kitty Fuck does to THE DUDE.

THE DUDE: Hey baby
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck: Don't say that to me.
THE DUDE: Sorry
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck: I LOVE YOU!!!
THE DUDE: I'm fuckin confuzzled.

by IsmaelT3 December 27, 2008

confuzzled

Totally confused no idea wat is goin on

1) did u c dat crowd n omg snoop dog n omfg....
2) wat i am completely confuzzled

by Katy and Louise April 21, 2006

bumfuzzled

Completely and utterly sexually exhausted. Originally meant 'confused,' but this is so much funnier.

"Please, honey, no more tonight. I'm bumfuzzled."

by DumbChipmunk June 1, 2004

cumguzzler

One who goes into a retail store and badgers the sales people with a bunch of stupid questions and then leaves without making a purchase.

We don't sell those here you cumguzzling old bastard!

by Kodybear July 15, 2008